"Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and they will come forth, later, in uglier ways."
"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"
I don’t care to make a bunch of money. I don’t need a big house, a fancy car, a husband, kids, fancy dinners, or opulent trips to a timeshare on some beach.
I need to feel the rising sun’s warmth as I kneel in frost-chilled dirt. I need the satisfaction of nurturing tiny spinach plants, later plucking their plump leaves, and then handing them to people in my community.
For me, fulfillment will never come in the form of a dollar sign.
Supporting @emily.saiz at the #sbhs football game! Omg… Memories!! (at South Broward High School)
Katrina Kloppenburg sliding down some hidden natural waterslides in the Kootenays.
Submitted by Josefin Svedberg
The place to be.
Not my most favorite event but the lack of a wedding band around my own finger shouldn’t exclude me. It’s not really my fault or it wouldn’t be after a certain point. Even if I could get married now I probably wouldn’t but this worries me for the future. I don’t want to be considered someone’s “plus one” if we’ve been together 2, 3, 4, 10 years. “Plus one” sounds like a date and I’ve already made the commitment passed that. When do I get the title? The automatic “yes”? When will I be good enough?
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION. Because this is extremely important.
The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing.
It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs.
I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls.
Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”
Guys on tumblr are literally the best.
What’s the comedian’s name?
"In a classroom with little or no differentiated instruction, only student similarities seem to take center stage. In a differentiated classroom, commonalities are acknowledged and built upon, and student differences become important elements in teaching and learning as well… students have multiple options for taking in information, making sense of ideas, and expressing what they learn."
Carol Ann Tomlinson